El-No: Harry Potter and the Great Trump Tower

Gather ‘round ye witches and wizards, it appears Miss El-No has escaped from Hogwarts!

No need for Harry to send out a search party, I spotted her in front of the Gucci store in NYC’s Trump Tower. She was gathering up some eye of newt and hair of Donald (no doubt she was working on a fantastic real estate spell).

There is nothing magical about a full-length velvet cape. In fact, I would like to wave a wand and make this fashion nightmare disappear. Long capes are for WWI nurses and people who hang out near enchanted caldrons. Quit the Quidditch lady!!

Please loose the velveteen cloak and upgrade to some something a bit more stylish.

To put it in Potter speak, that velvetis capeis is hideous (go ahead, mock my impressive us of Potter-centric Latin).  I need Hermione’s Obliteration Charm so that I can get rid of this shiz and replace it with something better.

I bet this Juicy Couture military-style wool-blend cape from Net-a-porter is J.K. Rowling approved. At only $380, this little piece of outwear is a steal. How’s that for some magic?