El-No: Cubs vs. Cardinals, Part 2

Let me root, root, root for the Cubbies. If they don’t win it’s a shame. For it’s one, two, three strikes your out at the old ball game!

Sorry, sports fans. I saw a lot more than three fashion strikeouts at this weekend’s Cubs vs. Cardinals game. Wrigley Field was practically bursting with fanny packs and Tevas. And don’t even get me started on the shirtless sunburned men in the bleacher seats.

After the game ended (Cubs Win!), we headed through the chaotic crowds for some post-game cocktails. We found a shady patio spot to set up camp and cool off after our day in the sun. Fortified with a cold drink, I started snapping away.

So in honor of America’s favorite pastime, it’s an El-No Double Play!

Mr El-No, my grandmother has the same Coach hat. Seriously. I gave it to her for Christmas two years ago. That’s a swing and a miss, dude. Trade in your designer derby and show some team spirit with this Cub’s baseball cap.

I spy with my little eye some sandals. Oh wait, they’re mandals.

Mr El-No, please consider switching into flip flops, boat shoes, or even a slip on. Go ask the nice men at Bonobos- they can set you up with some cooler kicks. I understand that summer weather leaves men with insufficient footwear options, but there must be something better than these unflattering/ high tech/ Velcro/ adventure/ performance sandals. You are drinking a beer, not on a rafting trip in the Amazon.

* CT- Thanks for capturing Coach man!