El-Yes: The Lazy Trick-or-Treater

I find Halloween stressful.

Reasons:

I have no will power when chocolate is involved. Seriously. I have already consumed a full bag of Kit Kats.

Pumpkin carving is time consuming. I totally phone it in on the Fall holiday cheer front. Its straight up decorative gourds and orange dish towels in this house.

I wait until the last minute to find a Halloween costume. Every year, without fail, I have to scramble. So, for all of you other procrastinating souls out there, I have ideas!

This is the "Lazy Trick-Or-Treater's" Guide To Last Minute Costumes:

*Please note that each ensemble requires a little black dress.

An Episode Of Hoarders: Pin a bunch of random trash to your LBD. Bonus points for including odd collectables.

Zainesville,OH: Pin exotic stuffed animals to your LBD. Attach a stuffed animal monkey to a headband for your hair.

Pan Am Stewardess: Fashion your hair into a Sixties bouffant. Adorn your LBD with plastic airplane wings. Carry around a satchel with airplane sized liquor and a cocktail shaker.

Rachel Zoe (before le bebe): Stuff your LBD with a pillow. Wear large sunglasses and carry a huge bag which is filled with printouts of the Zoe Report and packing slips from your line available at QVC. Convince your husband to dress up like Roger. Refer to each other as "Babe" all night.

La Lohan: Use white electrical tape to make stripes on your LBD. Voila! Instant jailbird. Find friends to dress up as paparazzi/ TMZ reporters. Ask them to follow you around.