Lock your doors!
Hide your children!
Someone get Burl Ives on the phone!
There is a Yeti on the loose in Chicago (and judging by this reader submitted photo, he is shopping for home goods). I had no idea that snow people liked gourmet sauces and high-end pasta.
Avoid getting mistaken for this guy by ditching the ridiculous outerwear. Mr El-No might want to try something a little more sleek. Perhaps this gorgeous Wallace & Barnes dock peacoat from J.Crew ($695) would do the trick?
*Thanks for the photo JBW