This reader submitted photo has my in a tizzy. I’m gonna need to dance this out.
Ok, I feel better now.
Earlier this week, I spent an embarrassing amount of time looking at Jon Rafman’s 9eyes. While mindlessly gazing at this collection of random Google Street View images, I noticed the overabundance of call girl photography. Seriously, 9eyes is filled with chance displays of hookerdom. I remember thinking that this sexy surplus was odd and sad.
That is how I feel about Miss El-No’s ensemble.
Perhaps these arbitrary photographs were not filled with soliciting senoritas? Maybe they were just confused girls who need fashion guidance.
Memo to all nice girls who get mistaken for escorts: Please do not pair over-the-knee boots with tiny jorts and grey nylons. Nothing positive will come from this.
*Thanks for the photo GAR