El-No: Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada

There are few times in life when the musical stylings of Kreayshawn and the White Girl Mob seem totally appropriate... almost a teaching tool. And by few, I mean this is the only time that I can think of a logical tie in.

According to this rapper, the “basic bitches wear that shit so I don’t even bother.” Very astute. I am assuming this means that Kreayshawn just read the Dana Thomas book Deluxe: How Luxury Lost Its Luster. According to Thomas (and Kreayshawn), luxury goods have become everyday objects that no longer symbolize achievement or financial success.

Someone please tell that to Mr. El-No. Maybe then he’ll take off the ridiculous tracksuit.

First of all, it is August, which seems like the wrong month to cover your body in head-to-toe velour. Perhaps he is training for the UFC and trying to make weight by sweating?  Maybe he is on some sort of detox plan that requires secreting out toxins? Couldn’t he at least save this look for cooler weather? 

Secondly, you actually bought a Gucci tracksuit? Really?! For your sake, I hope this is fake. Mr El-No, luxury workout clothes don’t give you swag. You just look like a perspiring fashion wangsta. 

*Thanks for the photo T!