El-No: Riddin' Dirty

Attention car drivers: Get ready to roll your eyes and curse. It's bicycle riding season here in Chicago! 

I applaud those who ride their bikes to work. How wonderful to get some exercise, catch some rays, and save the environment- all before 9am. Sadly, I will not be joining your two wheeled morning commute. Skinned knees and weaving in and out of traffic doesn't really work for me. I prefer to take the train. With all of you fools choosing to bike to work, I can stretch out in the air conditioning and enjoy my iced latte in peace. Suckas. 

Miss El-No is riddin' both high and dirty. This wedgie was inspired by Chamillionaire. 

Maybe she should switch uo the undies to the ride up proof Hanky Panky low rise thong? I realize these aren't new to the underwear party, but why reinvent the bike wheel? I am currently in love with the Riviera Fling thong for $23- such a cheerful Summery pattern!

*Thanks for the photo LS