El-No: Bermuda Triangle

I think that we have a Bermudian in our midst. 

Pink sand and blue ocean- I can picture it now. In the island British territory of Bermuda, the warm weather has created an interesting tradition in men's business attire. Bermudian men pair knee length walking shorts with knee socks to create a warm weather alternative for the office. The short and long sock combination was adapted from the Bristish warm weather milatary uniform. This look is often paired with highly polished brown shoes (know in the Royal Military as "brothel creepers." Yikes. 

I'm pretty sure that slouched boots and hoodies are not supposed to be included in the ensemble. Mr El-No is obviously confused, either that or he is rattled after a sailing trip through the Bermuda Triangle. 

Either way, he needs help. I am sure that the Queen does not want to interupt her Diamond Jubilee to deal with this travesty. 

Mr El-No can purchase these Polo Ralph Lauren chino shorts from Bermudian clothier A.S. Cooper. But to get the socks, he can just hop over to Kohls. Pair with a dress shirt, tie, and blazer and voila!

*Thanks for the photo CBR